tales of Suchita

Spoiler alert – if you wish to see the movie, avoid reading ahead – obviously.

1. Jab bacha paida hota hai uski balance sheet shuru ho jati hai. Uski audit report banti hai shaadi par – BRILLIANT!
2. Of course Varun and Alia meet at a wedding. Salaa I have been attending so many and I meet only creepy uncles and drunk aunties.
3. Sister: I already saw all this in Humpty Sharma ki Dulhania. Why am I watching it again?!
4. Moong ki daal ka halwa. MOONG KI DAAL KA HALWA. Shit yaar mujhe bhi khana hai.
5. I wonder how far Jhansi and Kota are via road
6. How *do* you calculate compound interest?
7. Parents: Jhansi Aur Kota koi itna sundar nahin hai
8. Abey shaadi hone waali hai? Abhi toh interval bhi nahin hua…shaadi ho gayi toh interval ke baad kya dikhayenge?
9. Oh
10. Woohoo Bombay…shot of sea link…ahh look at that beautiful sea
11. Eh you can’t do all this in Singapore
12. Oh chalo they got arrested
13. Has Singapore recently opened doors for Bollywood?
14. Why is no one saying can can la?
15. YOU CANNOT DO THIS IN SINGAPORE! WHY IS NO ONE ARRESTING THEM?
16. PHIR SE DANGAL? PASSPORT NAHIN HAI DEPORT HO JAOGE.
17. Moong ki daal ka halwa – awe – eh yaar yaha kidhar acha halwa milega?
18. Sara kha gaya? Abey pet chal jayega
19. How are they sitting atop Marina Bay Sands?!
20. Please don’t sex…please don’t kiss…sanskar man…don’t don’t…chalo avoided. Phew!
21. Sweet movie
22. Me: ma aapko moong ki daal ka halwa banana ata hai?