Kheer

I have had strange nicknames but one that takes the cake is โ€˜Ganeshi.โ€™ The nickname, I am told, is an ode to my love for milk and milk products. It is also an ode to the fact that just like Chutuk Binai, any time kheer is made in the house, even if it’s for a festival and weโ€™re not supposed to eat it until the festivities have concluded, Iโ€™m always given a taste, in the name of checking if the sugar is fine.

I was fourteen years old when I started to use kheer as a way to test othersโ€™ cooking skills. It was the time when I lived in Dehradun in one of those bungalows and the neighbouring five houses decided on weekly potlucks where one house would be the host and the other four would bring in the food. Mother would always choose dessert because it was easy to make or procure. The rest of the family never quite supported that choice because inevitably she would make kheer [or itโ€™s foodgasmic sister makhane ke kheer] and we would have to share that ambrosia with other mortals.

Let me say this, no one makes kheer quite like mother makes it. At one point, nani and mother had quite a theatrical fight over who makes kheer better. Mother quite smartly pointed out to nani that she had learnt from the best. Nani was not pleased and Iโ€™m not sure who won the round.

A cousin of mine is also a kheer aficionado so needless to say, any time he visits, the dessert is kheer. Much to my disgruntlement because no one makes kheer when I visit. Though, in a way that’s good because the only other person who makes kheer as it should be made is MPโ€™s mother.

MP's mom had made kheer for us when we had visited Lucknow in 2021.
MP’s mom had made phirni for us when we had visited Lucknow in 2021. Yes that’s happiness you see on my face. I have way too many photos around food.

But Iโ€™m old enough now and last year, when mother was recuperating from a fall, she instructed me on how to make kheer. In her words, โ€œyou should always know how to cook your favourites.โ€

So today Iโ€™m sharing with you her super-secret recipe that she learnt from nani and has graciously passed it on to her Ganeshi.

  1. Line the utensil with ghee betta warna woh kheer chipak jayegi.
  2. Acha ab ek mutthiโ€ฆno forget it, your fist is bigger than mine. Take 1/4th cup of rice and put it in 1 litre of milk.
  3. Put 1 elaichi and let it simmer.
  4. Be prepared to get off your ass every 15-20 minutes to stir the rice in the milk. Warna woh chipak jayegi betta thoda zor se karchi ghumao.
  5. Once the rice is cooked – itโ€™ll rise in the milk betta, that’s how youโ€™ll know – add half a box of milkmaid. No donโ€™tโ€ฆstop it! Youโ€™re not supposed to feast on the milkmaid betta. Woh kheer ke liye hai. Milkmaid ka dabba please dhyaan se kholna, wohโ€ฆyes mother I have heard the story of how dad cut his hand on the milkmaid dabba several thousand times.
  6. Add a dollop of dry nariyal. Haan betta usse kheer ka texture acha ata hai.
  7. Let it simmer and then bettaaaaa gas bandh kar do warna kheer jal jayegi.
  8. Taste the kheer before adding sugar – swad anusar.
  9. Let it rest. No matter how much you stare at it, it wonโ€™t cool down and become ready for consumption. You have to wait Suchi.
  10. There is a step here to roast almonds and raisins to be added to the kheer but we will ignore this step because I do not like any accoutrements to hamper the kheer taste.
  11. Serve chilled – unless youโ€™re impatient. Then just make sure you donโ€™t burn your tongue, yes?
  12. And in case youโ€™re looking for the malai that settles on top of the kheer, chances are, I have already eaten it.

Waitโ€ฆis this not how you make kheer?


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16 responses to “Kheer”

  1. Most interesting recipe ever Suchita! I too don’t like dry fruits in my kheer.
    Also, there should be a separate post on ‘how to not feast on the milkmaid’ because it’s super hard not to.

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    1. Hahahahaha thank you Leha ๐Ÿ’™ and if you ever find a way to not feast, don’t share it with me ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜›

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  2. Lol lol lol
    kheer [or itโ€™s foodgasmic sister makhane ke kheer and then this one takes the cake (or malai ๐Ÿ˜›) “in case youโ€™re looking for the malai that settles on top of the kheer, chances are, I have already eaten it.”

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    1. I just had kheer – I love festivals – and I can safely say, the malai is gone ๐Ÿ˜€

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  3. Even better than the kheer are the instructions along with making it… the accompaniment of those add sugar and spice to what must be an amazing kheer! Loved this post, Suchita! You need to write a humorous book now. ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜‚

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    1. That “recipe” is my favourite part too โ˜บ๏ธ thanks Deepti.

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  4. “There is a step here to roast almonds and raisins to be added to the kheer but we will ignore this step because I do not like any accoutrements to hamper the kheer taste.” aap mere bete se mili ho? he is just the same!!
    I was just laughing and giggling through the recipe! and btw did you lick the milkmaid ka dabba clean after adding it to kheer? you know..umm…put your finger in the dabba and lick, lick, lick until you can see your reflection in the tin?

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    1. Hahahaha – I see I have my tribe who does not like almonds or raisins either ๐Ÿ˜€ See I’d love to lick the dabba but then kheer khana zyada zaruri hai. So happy that it made you laugh!

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  5. Anagha Yatin Avatar
    Anagha Yatin

    Ganeshi betta thank you for sharing the secret recipe in such a delightful way. May you always have a happy face whether you eat the kheer or someone else! ๐Ÿ˜‰

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    1. Hahaha thanks Anagha โค๏ธ

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  6. I liked the style of giving the recipe. Waise betta your gastronomical juices…oops creative juices are flowing well this a to z ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

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    1. Hahaha thank you so much Sonia โ˜บ๏ธ

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  7. I too relish kheer … It’s a very unique … We don’t make it that often at home. But next time, we shall try out this. Thanks.

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    1. Yes you should try my recipe ๐Ÿ˜ƒ

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  8. nostalgic moments Avatar
    nostalgic moments

    Hahahaโ€ฆthis is one recipe post I thoroughly enjoyed reading.
    And this is almost exactly the way kheer is prepared at my home. ๐Ÿ˜€

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    1. Hahaha that is so cool! And thank you ๐Ÿ˜€

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